"I have to write that down."-The first words out of my mouth after someone says something witty or just plain funny. You could call it a hobby of mine. I will find a random scrap of paper to write what was just said down and then take it home and throw it in a shoebox with the rest of the quotes I've written down. My favorite thing is to read them later. Quotes taken out of context are the best! I've decided to share some quotes that I have had the privilege of being in the presence of when it was said. I apologize if anything that is written could potentially be inappropriate. All quotes were said innocently with no intention to offend. (All quotes will remain anonymous for the safety of the individuals involved. ;) So, sit back, relax, and enjoy!
"What are you going to do next, bounce me on your knee?"
"The dresses are falling down!"
"From now on, to solve any problem, just wear orange underwear."
"I think I'm teething..."
"No one should be bruising or chewing anyone's anything!"
"13 minutes and I'll be conceived!"
"We're going to Cat Fats?!"
"They can operate under cloaks and veils..."
"Come on, let's get in my brazierre!"
"Do you believe you should kill the whale first or the goldfish?"
"What's the average life of cats?" "Outside cats?... 3 hours."
"Hang on one checond, let me seck."
"Can I have a dialer dollar?... Guess what my p is!.... oops I meant PR."
"You can't say boobs in school!..."
"Do we have to wear anything?"
"Guess what! Dad can't touch his chin to his thing!"
"Provo is not make out city! If it is, I'm still not being made out!"
"I can hold your thing."
"You have the body mass of Maine!"
"I'm a fan of kissing!"
"Inhale and run!"
"Either that or it was made in Japan."
"I would say yield. Because then you never have to stop."
"...I want Boys!"
"Bring that back! Or, I will do mean things to you!"
"You can only go crazy once. Yeah, once I got there I stayed."
"Yeah for being huge!"
"Oh, so now you're going to turn left. If I were to now turn left, would you be scared?"
"Uuhhhh.......... FOOL!!!"
"You have a bad case of diarrhea mouth!"
"I'm allergic to male reproductive cells."
"Wow! That's a lot of more room."
"It's not our fault we have to be modest. It's the boys' fault. We could run around naked if we wanted, but the boys ruin it for us."
"Open gender now." "I'm female and I'm okay with that."
2 comments:
Oh my lanta, Leanna, I just found your blog via the lovely facebook, and this is probably the funniest blog post I have ever read! Are you like the quote master or something? I like to write down people's funny quotes too, and then when they come to our apartment and see them on the wall, I'm sometimes ashamed. Baha! Hilarious!
Don't forget, "I'm not coming out! You're too big!"
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